texts from deck 3

[aequoreal]

it's tfln in space, guys.
all credit for image and idea go to sun dad apollo yo

Comments

ricki

[rickitikitarr]

1. New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.

2. FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot

Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.

3. obviously you're part succubus.

4. Dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me

4.

[donkeyballs]

Yeah, and the girl on my left keeps givin' me the stink eye every time I say anythin'.

[rickitikitarr]

Evict her. Spill a drink on her or something. I'm better company.

1/2

[donkeyballs]

She's got nicer legs.

2/3

[donkeyballs]

Not that yours ain't nice.

[donkeyballs]

How about we just keep all the legs together.

[rickitikitarr]

Your goal tonight is to get everyone around you to keep their legs shut?

[donkeyballs]

That's


That ain't what I meant

I meant let's keep all the good lookin' folks in the same room. It makes for a good view.

[rickitikitarr]

I was going to make a 'bird in the hand' comment, but upon reflection, you do actually have a bird in your hand.

[donkeyballs]

See, there is entirely my point.

Just gonna keep all the birds right here for now.



Metaphors really ain't my strong suit this many glasses in.

[rickitikitarr]

You're doing just fine.

You can tell by the way she's nibbling on your ear.

[donkeyballs]

Think it's probably time to keep the bottle at least ten feet away from her at all times.

She might be nibblin' now, but pretty sure if I chased that up I'd be missin' an ear in the mornin'.

[rickitikitarr]

Gentleman. All right- I'll go get the pair of you some water.

[donkeyballs]

Appreciated, partner.