texts from deck 3

[aequoreal]

it's tfln in space, guys.
all credit for image and idea go to sun dad apollo yo

Comments

[rickitikitarr]

Evict her. Spill a drink on her or something. I'm better company.

1/2

[donkeyballs]

She's got nicer legs.

2/3

[donkeyballs]

Not that yours ain't nice.

[donkeyballs]

How about we just keep all the legs together.

[rickitikitarr]

Your goal tonight is to get everyone around you to keep their legs shut?

[donkeyballs]

That's


That ain't what I meant

I meant let's keep all the good lookin' folks in the same room. It makes for a good view.

[rickitikitarr]

I was going to make a 'bird in the hand' comment, but upon reflection, you do actually have a bird in your hand.

[donkeyballs]

See, there is entirely my point.

Just gonna keep all the birds right here for now.



Metaphors really ain't my strong suit this many glasses in.

[rickitikitarr]

You're doing just fine.

You can tell by the way she's nibbling on your ear.

[donkeyballs]

Think it's probably time to keep the bottle at least ten feet away from her at all times.

She might be nibblin' now, but pretty sure if I chased that up I'd be missin' an ear in the mornin'.

[rickitikitarr]

Gentleman. All right- I'll go get the pair of you some water.

[donkeyballs]

Appreciated, partner.