texts from deck 3

[aequoreal]

it's tfln in space, guys.
all credit for image and idea go to sun dad apollo yo

Comments

Erik Lehnsherr | XCU | OTA

[magneticfields]

1. It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
2. Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
3. I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
4. Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
5. Text him!

3

[resleeves]

it's okay.

i still think you're a bitch despite your ability to talk too much.

[magneticfields]

Your input is useful as ever

[resleeves]

you'd miss me if i weren't around to provide you these witty insights.

[magneticfields]

Why don't we test that to be sure.

[resleeves]

if you're telling me you're going to send me home, don't let me stop you. please fucking do.

if you're threatening to kill me, i'd love to see you try.

[magneticfields]

Neither. I'm telling you to go away.

[resleeves]

i am away. i'm nowhere near you.

[magneticfields]

This has to be an act.

[resleeves]

you only wish it was. sorry to burst your bubble.

[magneticfields]

So you're actually this stupid.

[resleeves]

if it makes you feel better to think that, go ahead.

it's cute.

[magneticfields]

If you're not actually an idiot, it might be helpful if you stopped acting like one. Like an adolescent girl who wants to appear nonthreatening to her male cohort.

[resleeves]

is that your way of calling me threatening?

that's the nicest thing everyone's ever said to me.

4

[ryuji]

Speak for yourself

I'm fly af

[magneticfields]

I was speaking for myself. But joke's on them.

[ryuji]

Okay I'll bite

why

[IS IT BULLSHIT MAGNETIC MAGIC?]

[magneticfields]

They can't take me off the I CAN FLY, BITCHES list

[....maybe so! ]