texts from deck 3

[aequoreal]

it's tfln in space, guys.
all credit for image and idea go to sun dad apollo yo

Comments

[tumang]

nice
looks like a top, probably is a greedy bottom
i'm into it

at the moment i'm more thinking about the sex options

[donkeyballs]

What does a greedy bottom even mea-

No, you know what, don't answer that.

Well, now's your chance if you want to find out just how effective they are.

Honestly, you could probably snag them both at once. And I bet Clara'd watch.

[tumang]

are you working that hard to get me laid?

[donkeyballs]

You ain't the only decent wingman on this bucket, hoss.

[tumang]

oh, i wouldn't even attempt to out-wingman you

i still don't know why, though
i don't exactly need help

[donkeyballs]

If I flirt for you, I get to do it guilt free.

[tumang]

wow
so you're using me

[donkeyballs]

Hey now, brother

I'm entertainin' myself and helpin' you out in the meantime, nothin' wrong with that

[tumang]

i could tell you of a few better ways for you to entertain yourself

[donkeyballs]

If you're about to try to tell me how to masturbate, Amos, I already figured that one out myself.

[tumang]

I actually wasn't, but now that you mention it

i was more thinking you should find someone else to give you a hand, at the very least

[donkeyballs]

Sex really ain't the only way to have fun, brother.

I'm entertainin' myself just fine.

[tumang]

by flirting for me

yeah, okay

[donkeyballs]

You on your way or not?

[tumang]

i'm coming, i'm coming

at least i hope