texts from deck 3

[aequoreal]

it's tfln in space, guys.
all credit for image and idea go to sun dad apollo yo

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[donkeyballs]

If it had happened just the first time, I'd give you that one.

By the fourth time, it was just worryin'.

[morethan084]

Awwww you were worried about me? ;)

[donkeyballs]

[ Wow don't @ him!! ]

What, I ain't supposed to worry?

But yeah. Wouldn't want to see you get hurt. Which might mean y'need to ease up on your liver, a bit.

[morethan084]

Awwww

My liver is fine. Or whats left of it.

Pretty sure I threw up most of it before.

[donkeyballs]

I'm afraid I ain't a doctor, so I don't think I can shove it back in there with any ease.

You doin' alright now or are you still feelin' it?

[morethan084]

Good thing you aren't. Usually doctors don't use the words 'shove it back in'.

What do you think?

[donkeyballs]

You never met Shed.

I'm guessin' somewhere in the 'I wish I was dead' category, which means I should bring you somethin' to eat.

[morethan084]

A doctor named Shed? Seriously?

Please no. I can barely eat the stuff we have here when I don't feel like death.

[donkeyballs]

Ain't lyin.

Though turned out he wasn't actually a doctor either.

I'm not really makin' my point.


Look, I almost got it to make lasagna.

[morethan084]

I hope you didn't find out the hard way.

If there was a barf emoji on this thing I would be using that right now.

[donkeyballs]

Saved my life, actually.

Good man, even if he faked his doctor's license.


Alrigh', alrigh', I got the memo.

Maybe just some water?

[morethan084]

Really? What happened?

Three gallons? Please?

[donkeyballs]

We were in vacuum and my suit was runnin' out of air, so he shared his.

Died the next day, head blown clean off.


Alrigh', see that I can do. Expect delivery shortly.

[morethan084]

What?

Why? What happened?

You're the best and I love you.

And not just because you're bringing me water.

Okay. Solely because you're bringing me water.

[donkeyballs]

We ended up in CQB.

A PDC round went right through the hull and his head and out the other side again.

He deserved better.


See, if I'd'a known adoration was so easily come by, I would have been tryin' to get you to hydrate a lot earlier.

[morethan084]

CQB? PDC?


That sounds terrible. I'm sorry.


Are you that desperate for my love?

[donkeyballs]

Right. Sorry. Close Quarter Battle - means bein' less than a thousand clicks of each other, or close enough where you don't need guided missiles to hit.

PDC's are Point Defence Canons - though honestly, might have been a rail gun. Wasn't exactly in a state to tell.

Least it was quick.


I like bein' appreciated.

[morethan084]

[He's still saying things that don't make sense, but she's tired of asking for clarification.]

I guess.

Well you are. More so when you bring that water here.

[donkeyballs]

[ Sorry, Daisy. ]

Aye aye, sir. :)

[morethan084]

Thanks not!Doc.