texts from deck 3

[aequoreal]

it's tfln in space, guys.
all credit for image and idea go to sun dad apollo yo

Comments

diana prince | dceu | ota

[monomachy]

1) Do you usually send "hey, sexy" as a mass text?

2) I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my bunk. I must undo what I have done.

3) There is too much space vodka and too much dick.

4) I can't work your space dryer, so I'm wearing your blanket back to my bunk. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!

5) text her!

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[tumang]

only when it's accurate
should i have personalized it

[monomachy]

That might have made it more effective.

[tumang]

wait
wait

does that mean i'd stand a chance?

[monomachy]

You won't know until you try.

[tumang]

well i'll be damned

[aequoreal]

How does one accidentally abduct a cat?

[monomachy]

I was playing with her and I forgot to put her down.

[aequoreal]

I see. An understandable oversight.

[monomachy]

But one I must remedy. Someone will miss their companion.

[aequoreal]

It should be easily remedied.

3)

[magneticfields]

But only one of those is a renewable resource.

[monomachy]

Which one?

[magneticfields]

We're almost out of vodka. Should probably save it for emergencies.

[monomachy]

I wouldn't say this counts as an emergency, then.

[magneticfields]

No, better stick to the latter.

[monomachy]

If I find a likely candidate, perhaps I will.

[magneticfields]

You haven't found at least one yet? That's surprising.

[monomachy]

I haven't exactly been looking. There are more pressing matters, I think.

[magneticfields]

All work and no play, my dear.