1. It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks. 2. Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly. 3. I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy. 4. Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right. 5. Text him!
Erik Lehnsherr | XCU | OTA
2. Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
3. I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
4. Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
5. Text him!