texts from deck 3

[aequoreal]

it's tfln in space, guys.
all credit for image and idea go to sun dad apollo yo

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[resleeves]

did you just insult yourself?

[rickitikitarr]

Your goal tonight is to get everyone around you to keep their legs shut?

[resleeves]

greed is solely contained to people on earth in your time?

when did everyone else get so high and fucking mighty?

[morethan084]

I hope you didn't find out the hard way.

If there was a barf emoji on this thing I would be using that right now.

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[donkeyballs]

Pretty sure if you just keep makin' those doe eyes at 'em, you'll do just fine.

[morethan084]

No?

More like

I think you're an ass, you think I'm an ass.

[solarcharged]

I'm sure it was you! It was you, I know it was.

Well. You or Steve. 50/50 chance.

[oddbod]

I put on a sheet, this place is cold. I feel like I'm waiting for the gynecologist.

[monomachy]

You won't know until you try.

[donkeyballs]

[ God damn it, Amos. Stop making sense when he's too drunk to argue. ]

Fine, if it ain't a request, then how do you expect me to get it from sittin' to grindin' anyway


If that's even what I wanted in the first place

wait

You think my accent is hot?

[tumang]

i'll be as thorough as one but it'll feel better

[monomachy]

I wouldn't say this counts as an emergency, then.

[donkeyballs]

Turns out when you can't take even your air for granted, it means people are a lot more willin' to share and not be dicks about it.

[solarcharged]

Can we have fun Erik back...?

[tumang]

nice
looks like a top, probably is a greedy bottom
i'm into it

at the moment i'm more thinking about the sex options

[donkeyballs]

Saved my life, actually.

Good man, even if he faked his doctor's license.


Alrigh', alrigh', I got the memo.

Maybe just some water?

ii.

[monomachy]

I don't know if I should be offended you thought I needed the help or flattered you care so much.

[donkeyballs]

What does a greedy bottom even mea-

No, you know what, don't answer that.

Well, now's your chance if you want to find out just how effective they are.

Honestly, you could probably snag them both at once. And I bet Clara'd watch.

[morethan084]

Really? What happened?

Three gallons? Please?

[resleeves]

oh, don't worry. i always come back. two hundred and eighty four years and i'm still here.

you sound like you'd miss me.

[ awww.

also WHY VANESSA. ]

1.

[monomachy]

My mother always said I was the most resilient of my sisters.

[donkeyballs]

Yeah, I found them on the little shelf next to the sink.

I think the tequila may have left you less polite than you hoped.

b.

[monomachy]

It's an art few have mastered. But one worth learning.

[donkeyballs]

I ain't sure if I would call that resilience, exactly.

Determination, maybe.

[tumang]

it isn't what you want?
just whisper sweet nothings in her ear
put your hand on her knee
you know

your accent was sort of irritating at first, but it grows on you