[ He has a tail too! It's spaded and would be pierced were his piercings and baubles not stripped from him upon arrival. Fucking rude, by the way. ]

Imagine that. And they're real, too. Feel free to see for yourself. [ He tilts his head toward him, offering the curved horns if he wants to touch them. Molly doesn't give a shit. ]

Why wouldn't I? Are only humans allowed to eat eggs now?