If only the answer to everything wasn't paperwork, my life would be much more enjoyable.

[ He is a king. Paperwork is, unfortunately, most of his life. He hates it like little else, but it's a necessary evil. It's still evil, though.]

But no, I don't know anyone by that name. And I know I don't have a brother, if that's the next question.

Do you have a lot of Rivans come here, perhaps?