[and here Dave was thinking that trolls guzzling Faygo like they don't have a pancreas, or an insulin sponge or sack or whatever, was a rare thing. fucking juggalo aliens indeed — the grodie clown problems must be spreading.]

[but he shrugs, at a loss of what to offer.]

Not sure how much help I'd be on that front. Time's more my curse — and I can think of a zillion reasons why using it here would be a bad idea.

What were you thinking of doing?