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💀 skull ([personal profile] ryuji) wrote in [community profile] reveriance 2018-04-24 01:10 pm (UTC)

[A little notion appears in the top right corner of Ryuji's peripheral.

Slay 10 killer bees and obtain their stingers.

Ugh...ew....]


What the hell is this, a level 1 fetch quest?

[Some NPC must really need... bee stingers, or something, and it's frustrating, since he's sure he leveled up at least twice the last time he popped the helmet on and played with his best friend. There should be more than just sword strike abilities he has- like a shield bash, or something (the details are kinda fuzzy), or even cover.

How is he supposed to protect his healer wife if he can't even effectively tank hits? This is horrible. This is---






And then he looks down at what he's wearing. Man, it felt kind of breezy, but when he realizes what he sees, he nearly up and has a freaking heart attack.]


WHAT? [Looks up at the sky, like the game dev is listening somewhere in the skybox.] YOU GOT SOME REAL WEIRD SENSE OF HUMOR, ASSHOLE.

[And as if, on cue, here come the bees. For the love of everything holy in this world, Noct, please get the hell out of cleric stance!]

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