[bragging on the Mayor is a thousand light years ahead of addressing the issues he'd insist he doesn't have to begin with.]

It's too bad you didn't get to meet him. He's basically the best thing this dumb game ever cooked up for us.

[he turns, ready to lead the way back to the observation deck.]

You know those chess guys? He's one of those, with his "completely awesome" stat jacked up off the charts — something like that, at least. He's been hanging out with us for the past three years.