[ Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
this wouldn't be the first (or honestly last) time wade has woken up in a place he doesn't recognize with a taste he can't quite put his finger on— Actually, let me interrupt you right there. Wade can put his finger on it. It tastes like balls. Dry, sticky metal balls in his mouth.
okay, so wade can put his finger on it and he wouldn't describe what he's currently feeling as great. It's no Saturday morning at the park with a half-eaten chili cheese dog and an empty bottle of lube in your hands, for sure.
Wow, that got weirdly specific.
the point is: he's not too mad about all this. smells like an adventure! they even gave him two cute greenish-grey jumpsuits to match his grosteque complexion. his only criticism is the lack of a mask or even a hoodie to hide said grotesque complexion. how is he supposed to venture out into the wild unknowns without protection?
Oh, I know how. I think it's time for a little... arts and crafts time.
deadpool will be exiting his room in exactly 20 minutes (no more, no less) with a brand spanking new mask on his face which he 100% made by wrapping a t-shirt around his head like a ninja. he is now on a mission — a mission to find a goddamn sewing machine. also, scissors. scissors are important. ]
» NETWORK | un: spacepool a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... one man journeys through a dark and spoopy spaceship in search of the answer to one of life's greatest riddles
does anyone own a fucking sewing machine around here? or a sewing kit??? i'll pay in hand jobs
but only the left hand
also, does this jumpsuit make my butt look fat?
[ have a completely unsolicited (and unwanted) ass shot, everyone. You're welcome. ]
» WILDCARD ( choose your own adventure! no, really. choose it. his options don't get any better than this. )
bea arthur ( deadpool )
[ Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
this wouldn't be the first (or honestly last) time wade has woken up in a place he doesn't recognize with a taste he can't quite put his finger on— Actually, let me interrupt you right there. Wade can put his finger on it. It tastes like balls. Dry, sticky metal balls in his mouth.
okay, so wade can put his finger on it and he wouldn't describe what he's currently feeling as great. It's no Saturday morning at the park with a half-eaten chili cheese dog and an empty bottle of lube in your hands, for sure.
Wow, that got weirdly specific.
the point is: he's not too mad about all this. smells like an adventure! they even gave him two cute greenish-grey jumpsuits to match his grosteque complexion. his only criticism is the lack of a mask or even a hoodie to hide said grotesque complexion. how is he supposed to venture out into the wild unknowns without protection?
Oh, I know how. I think it's time for a little... arts and crafts time.
deadpool will be exiting his room in exactly 20 minutes (no more, no less) with a brand spanking new mask on his face which he 100% made by wrapping a t-shirt around his head like a ninja. he is now on a mission — a mission to find a goddamn sewing machine. also, scissors. scissors are important. ]
» NETWORK | un: spacepool
a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
one man journeys through a dark and spoopy spaceship in search of the answer to one of life's greatest riddles
does anyone own a fucking sewing machine around here? or a sewing kit???
i'll pay in hand jobs
but only the left hand
also, does this jumpsuit make my butt look fat?
[ have a completely unsolicited (and unwanted) ass shot, everyone. You're welcome. ]
» WILDCARD
( choose your own adventure! no, really. choose it. his options don't get any better than this. )