[ max seems really interested in this lady, enough that frank takes notice of it. but it isn't an aggressive way, so he doesn't comment or try to step in. the pit accepts his pets but emits a low whine of uncertainty. WHAT ARE YOU ]

Uh. No? Not that I know of anyway and I don't know much. [ frank catches the dog's eyes and he stops whining, but stays close to other-max's side. ] But that's the first time it's happened to us. Should add, though: a lot of weird shit has happened to us. [ just not this specific weird thing ]